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  • bkam
    01-31 03:04 AM
    Dear "colleagues in faith" :-), there is only one way to change the things with this immigration trap - we have to win the public opinion!

    Currently 350,000 highly qualified professionals working for this country are in a legal limbo which continues for years. Our current legal status is that of slaves. Yes, slaves! Nowadays it takes anywhere between 5 - 10 years from applying to receiving of a GC. We cannot change our employers within this period, the members of our families cannot work (at least legally) and our spouses lose their professional carrier; if our kids get in college they are treated as "aliens" (full tuition, no student loans, no scholarship); the loans we get are with higher interest rate (for "protection"); at the borders we are treated as "intruders" etc.

    The average Americans are honest hardworking people. If they are aware of the immigration problems faced by 350,000 hardworking professionals in this country, they will raise their voice and will help for resolving of this issue. They just need to know that. I believe that in addition to talking to senators etc., we have to find ways our issues to reach the media - newspapers, magazines and so on. An article in Times may lead to a lot of positive changes in the immigration system.





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  • AabTuAgaGC
    01-04 12:46 PM
    I called in yesterday to the tollfree # - this was the bottomline after the long chat :(
    "your case is 1 day beyond the normal processing time- we'll open a SR and send to the IO - please call back after 60 days to check back on the status of the service request"

    They gave me the same reply as well! :mad::mad:





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  • GCKaMaara
    02-23 04:34 PM
    I am expecting about a year forward movement for EB2 India in April 2009 bulletin.

    I hope they move EB3 India to 16-Oct-2001 :)





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  • jonty_11
    05-01 02:31 PM
    The meeting really saddens me though. That is the extent of anyone's power to get USCIS moving? Just hinting to King that the congress is displeased?

    I mean I'm pretty sure King is gonna just shrug it off. Listen to how deluded the man sounds. He thinks USCIS is doing a great job, what with all that bragging about efficiency. Obviously he doesn't realize he's standing there, in that meeting. because the efficiency he's bragging about is clearly NOT ENOUGH. In fact, it's pretty much shitty.

    To make things worse, those people in there are controlling the fates of thousands of waiting applicants. And they don't even seem to know the difference btw H1 and 485.

    I don't want to just go on feeding this negative train of thought. I just wish something more effective can be done. Isn't there a better solution?
    IV is our best chance...Lets hope the bills Iv is pushing get some floor time. I will again say that as difficult and impossible as it may sound (given election yr n'all) IV is the only entity that we can pin our hopes on.



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  • ind_game
    05-13 11:18 PM
    was ur first MTR denied in error?
    as per you, your I-140 was never denied.

    My I-140 was never denied. In fact the date 09/04/2007 that NSC mentions about the denial is the date that I got approval notice. I have the approval copy from USCIS. I am not sure what the adjudicating officer is looking on his terminal.





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  • chanduv23
    11-20 04:36 PM
    H1B petition can be revoked automatically if a) employer notifies USCIS that the petition is withdrawn or b) employer goes out of business. See 8 CFR 214.2.(b)(11). So yes, EAD is much safer in this regard. Revoked H1B petition cannot be used for transfer/extension. It's nice to have H1B as a fallback, but it's not a safe heaven.
    Here is an interesting article regarding H1B and employer's obligation to notify the USCIS if employment ends.
    http://www.chincurtis.com/pdfs/ccid_1_033007-1.pdf

    Which means that EAD is much safer than H1b. Then why are Attorneys insisting on the opposite (H1b against EAD?)

    If this is confirmed news, i will revisit my blog and make changes



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  • kumhyd2
    09-09 04:19 PM
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  • Edison99
    10-22 09:52 AM
    Thanks for nice info!
    My application was filed under PERM EB2 on May 12th and it got approved on Sep 2nd. Filed I-140 under premium processing yesterday. My attorney has requested earlier priority date (June 2003, EB3) while filing EB2 I-140. He said, once I-140 is approved and priority date porting is done, I-485 may be approved automatically. If not approved for a period of time (say a month or so), interfiling may be requested.



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  • javaconsultant
    03-27 11:51 AM
    guys, please post your action about Monday so we atleast have an approx no.of faxes going out to Ms.Chao

    We have the address but does anyone has the fax number?
    I would say all of us who ever wants to fax & mail letters to every authority. lets do it on April 3rd.
    Remember it is April 3rd and this has to be coordinated to all forums mainly to Dallas BEC and PBEC and same subject has to be used in all the fax's & Mail.

    DOES ANYONE GIVE ME THE FAX NUMBER?
    Please cut and post below into all forums with fax number you visit this way it will be coordinated.


    --------------------------------------------------------------------
    We are trying to conduct a nation wide rally of faxes/mail to be sent to Concerned authorities on April 3rd and April 4th, if your Labor is stuck in any of the BEC please send a
    - Mail to below address (so that all mail could reach authorities on same week)
    - Fax to below number (so that all faxes could reach authorities on same day)

    April 3rd and APRIL 4th

    Please use same subject in all your faxes, no matter how you want to address your content of the letter. Please try to post matter of this posting to all forums you visit.

    Subject: Delay in Foreign Labor Certification application approval process at BECs



    DOL Contacts

    Ms. Elaine L. Chao
    Secretary of Labor
    (202) 693-6000

    Mr. Paul T. Conway
    Chief of Staff
    (202) 693-6007

    Mr. Steven J. Law
    Deputy Secretary
    (202) 693-6000

    Ms. Ruth D. Knouse
    Executive Secretariat Director
    (202) 693-6100

    Ms. Amy Barrera
    Director of Advance & Scheduling
    (202) 693-6003

    Ms. Laura Genero
    Associate Deputy Secretary
    (202) 693-6000

    Address for all the above people
    U.S. Department of Labor
    Frances Perkins Building
    200 Constitution Avenue, NW
    Washington, DC 20210




    Below is the sample draft:
    -------------------------
    Dear Sir / Madam,

    Sub: Delay in Foreign Labor Certification Application approval process at BECs

    I would like to bring it to your attention the delays in LCA approval process at the two BECs, most notably the Philadelphia. I have been waiting for almost 2 years since the commencement of two BECs and have not recieved our apporvals.

    Me and my family are suffering constantly due to these delays. Please take necessary measures to speed up the approval process.

    I would be highly obliged if you look into this matter as soon as possible.

    Sincerely,
    your name
    City, State, Zipcode
    __________________
    Case Status:
    YOUR PRIORITY DATE
    YOUR STATE
    TR/RIR
    EB 1/2/3





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  • InTheMoment
    07-18 10:59 PM
    Other than that RD also comes into play in deciding the order in which the file comes under review of an officer. This is irrespective of what the visa bulletin says..and is called in CIS parlance as pre-adjudication if the PD is not available.("pre" as in adjudication before a visa number is available).

    Such files that have undergone adjudicator review/FBI name and fingerprint as well as IBIS checks and are complete in all other respects but for visa# are now placed in separate area shelf for quickly assigning #'s, stamping, signing and ordering cards when PD is current for such petitions.

    So the work of reviewing files goes roughly in FIFO order (that is based on RD) all round the year whether the bulletin says C, U, A, B or JAN01STONEAGE!


    You guys are mistaken one thing. No matter what PD has to be current at the time of I-485 processing. But if both applicant have PD current than RD comes into play. Other than that RD does not play any role at all.



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  • lahiribaba
    03-12 12:00 PM
    IV has started a donor Forum for contributing members.

    http://immigrationvoice.org/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=109

    Our monthly subscription based model will help members get access to this area for that time period. In the coming days we will be consolidating all previous subscribers who are continuing their subscription at present to be added as well. If you are an old continuing subscriber, and do not have access, do send an email to info at immigrationvoice.org with your name, email, amount subscribed every month and your IV ID. We will verify it and add you. If you have given a one time payment this month more than $25, we will be dividing it by $25 and the system will calculate the number of months you are subscribed. If you have the old $20/month subscription, please continue that. We will add you in the Monthly subscribers as well.

    If you wish to subscribe, please click on the donate now link, adjacent to the green progress bar above and subscribe.

    From now we will post IV updates on the donor forum so that members who contribute get the privilege of getting the information. If the information can be released for public, we will release it on the main forums after a delay. Donor forum will have the first access to the information. All donors will be identified by a 'donor' status in their profiles instead of junior/senior members.

    If members want to start a thread in the donor forum, please add 'Donor Forum' before the the thread title so that everyone knows it is in the restricted area.

    Admins will visit this area more often and answer questions from members. This will also enable more close coordination and communication between committed members. It is sometimes difficult for us to to read every post on the forum or post certain information for public consumption.

    Thank you for your continued support


    With this model can IV still claim to be a non-profit organization? It seems you are exchanging information in return of cold hard cash? :p





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  • BPforGC
    03-05 02:36 PM
    No labor (NIW). PD April 2007. 485 in July 2007. All @ NSC

    My wife got RFE. Answered and received by USCIS on 26th Nov 2008. States "RFE received, case processing resumed". Soft on 2/25/2009.

    My 485: Case received on 24th July 2007... blah..blah...blah. Soft LUD 11/10/2008.

    EADs are approved and later renewed in 9-10 days (yes, 9-10 DAYS, USCIS is lightning fast in this aspect) at TSC, 2 yr EAD.

    NSC says my preadjudication complete, FBI cleared and waiting to be assigned to an officer. Same case as others "pending...VISA availability".

    Unless there is a legislation change, I have to wait till PD becomes current. However, the adjudication office can override the PD and allocate VISA number with a justification. This has happened to many people, so PD and VISA allocation is not an absolute must.

    Lets hope....:D



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  • honeyB
    01-23 02:25 PM
    AP filed on august 16th still waiting for approval





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  • superdesi2100
    09-10 11:25 AM
    Thanks for all the efforts. Donated 100$ via paypal. Coming to the rally as well.



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  • ak_2006
    06-04 01:15 PM
    :)Thanks to Zappy and rpchalasani...

    Zappy...:DEnjoy the moments....:D





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  • AllVNeedGcPc
    12-10 07:32 AM
    Hello 9years: Thanks for sharing the info all along. A quick question:

    I got my EB2 Labor certified today, and now my lawyer is preparing EB2 140 as an interfile into my existing EB3 485.

    Is this recommended or should we do regular premium 140 and request date porting once its approved?

    If we do decide to do interfile now during 140 application. Is it advisable to do premium processing?

    Thanks,

    Hi All,

    My attorney and company (both) received copy of Approval Notice. One thing I noticed is Priority Date on Approval Notice is my EB3 Priority Date( October 2003 ). I think some kind update (porting) has happened. I have not seen any change in LUD on my I-485. This is just to update all and hope this information may be useful to someone.

    Thank you and Best of Luck to all.



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  • arihant
    08-08 02:38 PM
    After reading the op-ed by Pankaj, I had the following questions: Has the SKIL bill already passed the Senate? I know it is included as part of CIR. But, what happens if CIR gets thrown out?





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  • aeroterp
    06-12 04:15 PM
    In many states, it is possible to renew your DL online. Why do you have to go to the actual DMV to renew? I think you should be able to avoid a lot of your troubles by applying online.





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  • Wendy
    07-25 10:55 AM
    My wife has H1B processed in maiden name -(i 797, i-94, stamping). she recently changed her maiden name to married name. she changed her name in SSN and Passport. DMV in NJ are asking to change the name in immigration office. We spoke to the immigration authority and they say there are no relevant forms to make the name change. If anybody have solution let me know.





    skgs2000
    12-11 05:43 PM
    Thanks for your advise on paying to IV. We posted our way of thinking!





    bitzbytz
    07-20 04:05 PM
    If I am first in the list, base don the claculation, I will get it in 5 minutes,Thats true, the last person will have to wait for 20 months:)



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